if i was your girlfriend

would u let me dress you?...
i mean let me pick out your clothes before we go out...
would u let me buy u...
cheap earrings and crap from claire's?
would u talk 2 me...
about tv, karaoke, and poop?
would u shop with me...
for purses, shoes, and beauty products?
would u robot with me?
or we could have dance parties at my house...

Wish me luck on my friend-blind-date tonight! My previous attempt at making a girlfriend fizzled out (she never responded to my last email attempt to set up a get together!), so I'm a little nervous. I think I came on too strong last time. I'll try to play it cool tonight. I am sure the margaritas will serve me well...