I did it! Sort of.

I used arrays and they did what I wanted them to do! Eventually. I think. But now I realize: I forgot that sometimes kids die. Sad, but true. Hmmm...Some more thinking is required. And I need to do the same thing for the other 4 kids that people have possibly had. But. OMG. I need to celebrate. I feel like chowing/boozing/singing/dancing. Instead, I will go with the "Sounds of the Season" tv channel. The Carpenters singing "Have yourself a Merry little Christmas" is almost as good. I just wish it were "Merry Christmas, darling." Which I just downloaded. As well as Burt Bacharach's "The bell that couldn't jingle."* I love you, itunes! Although I'm kind of mad at you for not having the appropriate version of "I want a hippopotamus from Christmas." Crappers!

*Please tell me: Is that song from something? Like a cartoon Christmas special? It HAS to be. And I MUST see it. And I can't find it on the internet. Sad.